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Toledo Mud Hens will wear Chewbacca uniforms for ‘Star Wars’ weekend

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "Maybe if the Marlins tried this a few fans might show up.") (This blog's opinion: No.)

Comments

[JD]

Mike Redmond suggested it, but it didn't go well.

"Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Loria. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up a winning team, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the players' locker roo---"

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."

[HogsAteMySister]

You know that noise Chewbacca makes when upset?

That.

[Omniskeptic]

I've actually been to a Mud Hens game once, at the insistence of a friend. It was slightly less boring than watching paint dry, mostly because there was beer.

[nursecindy]

They're also giving away kazoos? Are the Rock Bottom Remainders somehow involved in this?

[Loudmouth]

Isn't chewnbacca pretty common in baseball?

[Marquis de Vader]

I have friends who call that "foreplay."