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(=I Won't, And You Can't Make Me!)
Posted by: Brian D. f/k/a Mahatma Kane | April 26, 2013 at 09:22 AM
I pick Nicole Kidman. Or Yvonne Strahovski. Or Miranda Otto...
Posted by: Allen at Division | April 26, 2013 at 10:10 AM
Michelle Janneke!
Posted by: Spiny Norman | April 26, 2013 at 11:26 AM
Today's typo brought to you by the letter "a"...
Posted by: Spiny Norman | April 26, 2013 at 11:29 AM
I dibs Olivia Newton John...if I can get the geezer bus started.
Posted by: JD | April 26, 2013 at 11:43 AM
And remember everyone, tomorrow is "Hope to get sexual assault charges dropped by Australian Hug Victim" day.
Posted by: EvilScientistMoose | April 26, 2013 at 01:09 PM
What's an Australian?
Posted by: Wolfsong | April 26, 2013 at 02:23 PM
*HUGS* Russell Crowe and Hugh Jackman.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 26, 2013 at 03:05 PM
Before you hug an Aussie, make sure they do not have killer spiders in their hair, or death adders in their pockets, or gators in their pants. Because Australia is not like your home town, and they just might.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | April 26, 2013 at 08:14 PM
I was once in Darwin, on military orders, which showed me going on to Perth. A pretty Australian lass at immigration asked me if I was going on to pith. I said , “No, I didn't have to." I was very embarrassed after I realized what she was asking. I would pick her. She was very good natured.
Posted by: ken in sc | April 26, 2013 at 10:54 PM