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April 25, 2013


Anthony Weiner ‘can’t say’ if other pics exist

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)


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Oh, don't go trying to prop him up.

The New York Post topped itself today. The front page headline was "Tip of the Weiner."

The only reason his sexual antics ("sexual antics" has to be one of the most fun terms in English. Go ahead. Say it.) concern me is that it might indicate something troubling about his overall personality.

New York Post Locks Pulitzer With Weiner Head

Steve, as someone who has observed (so to speak) Weiner since he first burst out (so to speak) on the political scene I can tell you about his overall personality: it's Trumpian. In other words he will go anywhere or do anything (apparently) to get his face (ahem) on television.

These last two years out of the spotlight must have been like kicking heroin cold turkey for him.

Just give up Dave, he's not going to run. I know you people who make your living with comedy are going to be disappointed by this sad fact . . .

Ah, an excuse to post a classic:

I read a hyperlink from a Twitter sage
Who said: "A vast and trunkless dick of stone
Stands in an archive. Near it on the page,
Half sunk, a shattered screencap lies, whose tone
And wrinkled pecs and leer of middle age
Tell that its subject kept that poontang rapt
Who yet discuss, in coed Facebook throngs,
The man who chased them and his hand that fapped.
And on the EXIF these words appear:
`My name is Weinermandius, Dong of Dongs:
Look on my junk, ye mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal bulge, manscaped and bare,
The lonely intertubes stretch far away."

- David Burge (aka Iowahawk)

My mistake earlier - it was The Daily News.

PLEEEEEEASE run, Anthony!

(Note to self: get subscription to NY Daily News and stock up on popcorn if he does.)

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