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As God is my witness, I thought beers could fly...
Posted by: MontanaMike | April 28, 2013 at 11:32 AM
Lite beers, presumably
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | April 28, 2013 at 11:34 AM
What could possibly go wrong, eh Mr. Nessman?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 28, 2013 at 12:17 PM
And a special blog Happy Birthday to nursecindy today.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 28, 2013 at 12:23 PM
If they'd had this in the '40's, WWII might have ended a lot sooner.
Posted by: Clankie | April 28, 2013 at 12:41 PM
well, since montana mike already said what i would have.... happy burfday cindy.
Posted by: queensbee | April 28, 2013 at 01:24 PM
Too bad canned beer tastes terrible.
Posted by: Elon | April 28, 2013 at 01:41 PM
Cindy...or possibly 'happy burpday', depending on how close the BrewDrones get...
Posted by: Betsy | April 28, 2013 at 02:16 PM
Thanks everyone! I've been going out to birthday dinners for the past three nights. Today I'm taking a day off although I did have a wonderful steak last night and yes, alcohol was involved. Although, thank God,it didn't drop out of the sky.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 28, 2013 at 03:03 PM
Congrats, Cindy. You can never have too many birthdays or too many dinners with them.
Posted by: Elon | April 28, 2013 at 05:06 PM
Elon, as a certain age, it's okay to HAVE birthdays as long as you don't COUNT them.
The air delivered beers would help with the latter.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | April 28, 2013 at 05:25 PM
The part about remote taco delivery for San Francisco was proven to be an internet hoax the next day.
But no sense in me droning on about it...
Posted by: PirateBoy | April 28, 2013 at 06:47 PM
Drone Drops Drunks Drinks. Bombed Boers Bombed By Beers.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 29, 2013 at 12:16 AM
I'm glad Cindy had a happy 21st birthday, even if alcohol wasn't delivered by BeerDrone.
Posted by: wiredog | April 29, 2013 at 06:49 AM
Happy Birthday, nursecindy. Remember, when counting birthdays, "fuzzy math" is allowed and expected with the following exception: one must always stay a couple of years, at least, older than one's children.
Posted by: Steve | April 29, 2013 at 09:40 AM
Better idea from S. Africa than the goat head penis enlarger. (i.e. the flying beer, not Cindy's birthday)
Posted by: Home4good | April 29, 2013 at 01:28 PM
Thanks everyone for the good wishes. Now get off my lawn you young whippersnappers!
Posted by: nursecindy | April 29, 2013 at 09:19 PM