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Justin Bieber's monkey quarantined in Germany
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I'll bet there are a lot of fans who would like to quarantine his monkey, wink wink nudge nudge say no more.
Posted by: oneblankspace | March 30, 2013 at 09:30 AM
If only he was quarantined with Lindsay Lohan. I hear North Korea is nice this time of year.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 30, 2013 at 09:44 AM
Jeff: agreed. Can we send him and his monkey to
North Korea?
Last night I watched a rerun of Criminal Intent and
it was the episode where Goren went undercover to
investigate prisoner abuse and murder in a mental ward.
The cousin looked like and acted much like Bieber is
(mis)behaving now. In fact when the character Carlson was strapped to a gurney and was screaming his head off...I half expected him to start singing "Baby Baby"...
Posted by: funny man | March 30, 2013 at 10:50 AM
They should have quarantined Beiber.
Posted by: MikeyVA | March 30, 2013 at 11:20 AM
If you send him and his monkey to North Korea they'll both be eaten
Posted by: poker | March 30, 2013 at 11:38 AM
I was so hoping the headline was an innuendo....
Posted by: Steve @ Secret Location | March 30, 2013 at 12:41 PM
Boy star, making millions, screaming girls, buys a monkey. How long before Beebs buys a mansion with attached roller coaster and starts partying with little kids? Bets in now.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 30, 2013 at 02:07 PM
Oh sure... other peoples' monkeys get quarantined and you never hear a word; Justin Bieber's monkey gets quarantined and the press can't stop talking about it.
Posted by: Clankie | March 30, 2013 at 02:20 PM
I assume it was pretty beat up. Pre-spanked, you might say.
Posted by: PirateBoy | March 30, 2013 at 03:38 PM
Jacko and now Bieber with their chimps who by have much better genes than they have. Time for an Elvis moment.
"Pass me them 'taters Red (pulls a pistol and blasts the 'taters into a splattered, heaping mess" "It ain't tactics honey. It's just the beast in me."
Posted by: manual tomato | March 30, 2013 at 04:28 PM
The monkey is a spitting image of him
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | March 30, 2013 at 05:03 PM
Benefit concert.
Posted by: Dmentd | March 30, 2013 at 06:27 PM
everybody got something to hide but him and his monkey.
Posted by: queensbee | March 31, 2013 at 08:11 AM
If you see him at an otherwise closed Disneyland hand in hand with Goofy you know it's over.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 31, 2013 at 08:20 AM
"Justin Bieber's monkey quarantined in Germany"
Is that come kind of a euphemism?
Posted by: FredKey | March 31, 2013 at 08:49 AM
Germans seize nasty, talentless, belligerent, spitting little animal. Monkey seized as well.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | March 31, 2013 at 11:02 AM
It says he's 19? I could have sworn he must be pushing 40 by now.
Posted by: pogo | March 31, 2013 at 11:53 AM
Does it shock you, Cheetah?
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 31, 2013 at 01:46 PM