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This lemon-lime Gatorade tastes better than uausl.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 28, 2013 at 07:22 PM
Monett's principal encouraged parents not to retaliate.
This is how wars start.
And smoking feces bombs left on porches.
Posted by: funny man | March 28, 2013 at 07:28 PM
Bring in your own drinks... Or at least your containers
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | March 28, 2013 at 07:55 PM
See? Before Title IX, only the guys could do stuff like this.
Posted by: Betsy | March 28, 2013 at 08:56 PM
When they sue (and I bet they will), their victory song has to be "Urine the Money".
Posted by: PirateBoy | March 28, 2013 at 10:16 PM
The coach's next lecture: "There's no 'P' in 'TEAM.'"
Posted by: Ralph | March 28, 2013 at 10:27 PM
In Thailand that would cost you 50 bucks. Meanie told me.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 29, 2013 at 08:53 AM
A friend of mine in high school managed to give an enemy a quart of beer through a third party one night.
Your imagination is almost certainly correct.
Posted by: Steve | March 29, 2013 at 10:30 AM