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Boulder couple involved in topless-gardening fight investigated over threat to president
(Thanks to Loudmouth and Matt Filar)
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Boulder couple involved in topless-gardening fight investigated over threat to president
(Thanks to Loudmouth and Matt Filar)
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Robert Pierce told officers that he is the illegitimate son of President Dwight D. Eisenhower, and, according to the police report, he had documents in the car that appeared to support that claim.
okey dokey
*backs slowly away*
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 28, 2013 at 10:06 AM
Crazy? Not a chance.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 28, 2013 at 10:11 AM
Love how the article doesn't even TRY to explain the duct tape.
Posted by: KJP | March 28, 2013 at 10:31 AM
I think their lawyers insisted on the tape.
Posted by: ScottMGS | March 28, 2013 at 10:35 AM
What kind of documents prove you're the illegitimate son of Eisenhower? Did it say: To whom it may concern: This nut job is, unfortuntately, my illegitimate son. Sincerly, Dwight D. Eisenhower. p.s. Please keep duct tape over his mouth. You won't regret it.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 28, 2013 at 10:50 AM
Saw Topless Gardening open for Puddle of Mud.
Posted by: manual tomato | March 28, 2013 at 11:19 AM
Maybe this police officer should also be assigned to clear up the Obama birth certificate issue. BTW, I believe Ike's legitimate son, John, is still alive, and may be able to help resolve this question.
Posted by: mazar larry | March 28, 2013 at 11:21 AM
If they do run low on duct tape, let me know and I'll run some over.
Posted by: padraig | March 28, 2013 at 11:23 AM
Is this a new record? Two weirdos. Two States. And none of them is named Florida.
Posted by: DesertAl | March 28, 2013 at 12:00 PM
If PBS loses its funding and has to resort to ...Gasp...commercials (which they actually do now), TOPLESS VICTORY GARDEN will be a big hit. An ad might be: "Todays episode is about melons...."
Posted by: LeDud | March 28, 2013 at 12:37 PM
Good one Dud. She could use duct tape for pasties to avoid the censors.
Posted by: mazar larry | March 28, 2013 at 12:58 PM
Duct tape to the rescue.
Posted by: Clankie | March 28, 2013 at 01:06 PM
" What kind of documents prove you're the illegitimate son of Eisenhower? "
Signed pair of Edith Piaf's underpants with the inscription: " Thanks for the great weekend, Ike. Hope D-Day goes well. Love, Edith "
Posted by: Clankie | March 28, 2013 at 01:11 PM
Is there anything duct tape can't repair...or cover up?
Posted by: Emmett Flatus | March 28, 2013 at 02:31 PM
I'll have to
mockask my Boulder friends about this.Posted by: Omniskeptic | March 28, 2013 at 02:53 PM
If I had documents that proved I was the illegitimate son of Eisenhower, I would totally carry them around in my car with dope and guns. Just sayin.
Posted by: Alien8 | March 29, 2013 at 09:33 AM
Eisenhower had six brothers. It's not unlikely that this guy is related to Ike's family by a one-night stand. Easy enough to do a DNA test and prove he's just psycho.
Posted by: Alien8 | March 29, 2013 at 03:39 PM