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Man Beaten for Drawing Genitalia on Roommate’s Face
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
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Man Beaten for Drawing Genitalia on Roommate’s Face
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
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31 years old, and you find a way to get drunk, pass out, have a penis drawn on your face, get arrested, and then have your mugshot on the internet - with a penis drawn on your face.
Posted by: wiredog | March 27, 2013 at 10:11 AM
mom is so proud...
Posted by: mudstuffin | March 27, 2013 at 10:28 AM
Don't they have Boy Scouts there?
Camping Rule 1). Never, ever, be the first one to fall asleep.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | March 27, 2013 at 11:17 AM
Someone needs a remedial art appreciation class.
Posted by: Bob | March 27, 2013 at 11:39 AM
This is your wake-up call, John Watson. The game's afoot!
Posted by: Sherlock Holmes | March 27, 2013 at 12:53 PM
Arlington County is so small there are no towns, villages etc. within the county. It often goes years without a murder, so this was a big deal in the scheme of things. The County Police probably sent several cruisers and closed off the roads to protect the scene. BTW it's where I live.
Posted by: mazar larry | March 27, 2013 at 01:00 PM
A penis-faced man seems appropriate and natural given Arlington's immediate proximity to DC - home of the world's supply of penis-faced people.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 27, 2013 at 01:38 PM
But was the man's beef with the drawing a matter of subject or quality? Was it anatomically accurate?
Posted by: Omniskeptic | March 27, 2013 at 03:56 PM
I suppose this is a lot harder for women to draw their parts on other drunk, passed out women. Probably another reason women should be allowed in combat.
Posted by: LeDud | March 27, 2013 at 04:21 PM
The guys and girls who are trying to decide whether the Neanderthals did art appear to believe that any vertical line represents female genitalia. They make Freud seem closeted.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | March 27, 2013 at 04:42 PM
Seems like the time i got drunk while in the military and got a tatoo isn't so bad afterall
Posted by: Riverview Dude | March 27, 2013 at 05:52 PM
I've seen mustaches drawn on 90 sleeping kids in one night. The result the next morning was hilarious, and nobody got hurt. Some people are just pricks.
Posted by: Ralph | March 27, 2013 at 08:46 PM
He sure got the shaft!
Posted by: Heywood Jablowme | March 27, 2013 at 11:18 PM
"Did I tell you about my son? He's going to college!"
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 28, 2013 at 12:09 AM
Wait -- you mean they're calling the "artist" the victim here!? Dude earned every punch he got.
Posted by: World's Oldest Living Brain Donor | March 28, 2013 at 07:25 AM