GO AHEAD, TRY TO GUESS THE STATE
Delira, who is 6-foot-2-inches and weighs 375-pounds, according to inmate records, kept giving the cop his zip code -- when he was asked for his phone number -- and told the cop that his "zip code was how much he had to drink," the affidavit stated.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
If I was a policeman and ran across someone that looked like that guy, if he told me his zip code was his phone number, then by golly that's his phone number and I'm not arguing with him about anything!
Posted by: nursecindy | March 28, 2013 at 02:05 PM
The two were obviously out on the street just doing a little shopping.
Posted by: manual tomato | March 28, 2013 at 02:12 PM
The State of Confusion?
Posted by: wiredog | March 28, 2013 at 02:22 PM
Let he who is without a zip code cast the first stone.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | March 28, 2013 at 02:50 PM
You can have my zip code when you pry it...uh, what was the question again?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 28, 2013 at 02:54 PM
"Radio, 2-5."
"Go ahead, 2-5."
"You wanta start me some backup ... check that, start me A LOT OF backup."
Posted by: Omniskeptic | March 28, 2013 at 03:06 PM
Coincidentally, his zip code was also his blood alcohol level.
Posted by: padraig | March 28, 2013 at 04:12 PM
So Able Delira was unable and delirious?
Posted by: Ralph | March 28, 2013 at 10:12 PM