APOCALYPSE UPDATE
"Velociraptor" turkeys attack church-goers in Maryland
(Thanks to Alkali Bill)
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March 22, 2013
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I saw Velociraptor Turkeys open for the Byrds.
Posted by: fivver | March 22, 2013 at 09:31 AM
No doubt the squirrels are behind this...
Posted by: funny man | March 22, 2013 at 10:06 AM
Too distracted with sidebar regarding the guy who's hurting horses. I'm on-board if she needs help.
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby | March 22, 2013 at 10:29 AM
First, I'm not sure that was a turkey attacking the reporter.
Second, glad it turned out well at the end.
Third, to paraphrase Dave, just try yelling, "I'm NOT TRYING TO MATE WITH YOUR WOMAN!"
Posted by: Steve | March 22, 2013 at 10:41 AM
What, Maryland doesn't have a Stand-your-ground law? Or maybe it does, and the turkeys have read it.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | March 22, 2013 at 10:48 AM
The upcoming hunting season should remind the turkeys that we are predators and they are prey animals. I would expect their manners to improve considerably.
Posted by: Captain Spoilsport | March 22, 2013 at 12:50 PM
Governor NO'Money has declared that protection from marauding turkeys is not enough reason for a gun permit.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 22, 2013 at 07:02 PM
"...teacher Debra Wilcox, who had noticed a whole rafter of turkeys in the church yard."
Rafters usually have pigeons.
Posted by: Ralph | March 22, 2013 at 07:12 PM
Per the headline, she probably meant "velocirafter."
Clearly, they need a gun for dinosaur.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | March 23, 2013 at 09:41 AM
May I suggest a fundraiser so we can "transfer" the turkeys to the Westboro Bapist Church in Topeka?
Seems somehow appropriate.
Posted by: funny man | March 23, 2013 at 12:29 PM