AND THEY SAY MEN ARE SHALLOW
(Thanks to Allen at Division, who says, "Wait -- it DOES matter?")
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March 22, 2013
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the water was cold!
Posted by: G Costanza | March 22, 2013 at 01:47 PM
What happened to 'try-before-you-buy?'
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby | March 22, 2013 at 01:48 PM
She should of tried that puppy out before hand. 5cm (har). No new miraculous operations out there to give the fella an extension? Then she waited 4 years to boot.
Posted by: Theresa | March 22, 2013 at 01:52 PM
5cm Long opened for 10cc. Tiny Tim was originally scheduled to appear, but wan't up to it.
Posted by: manual tomato | March 22, 2013 at 02:21 PM
I get e-mails every day in my spam folder about how to extend my member. Interesting, as I am a girl of the female persuasion.
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | March 22, 2013 at 02:23 PM
Another link (with helpful photo not pasted on the blog…)
http://tinyurl.com/d5c4cts
Posted by: Allen at Division | March 22, 2013 at 02:37 PM
But dwarfs can do lots of fun tricks, can't they? I mean, Peter Dinklage gets all kindsa action.
Posted by: padraig | March 22, 2013 at 02:52 PM
Ms. F. - are you sure they're not talking about extending your membership? AARP, AAA, PMI -- they're all over me about that stuff.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | March 22, 2013 at 03:22 PM
Ms. F.--Perhaps you live in a community property state? Then, his member would be your member...
Posted by: Allen at Division | March 22, 2013 at 03:37 PM
I've seen some of those emails. Keep replying with "do you have any meds to make it smaller?" Nobody ever answers. Guess I was born to suffer.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | March 22, 2013 at 03:37 PM
How did he know he had ED?
Posted by: Emmett Flatus | March 22, 2013 at 04:19 PM
Emmett, it's not hard.
Posted by: padraig | March 22, 2013 at 04:23 PM
I had ovarian cysts bigger than that.
Posted by: Suzy Q (the original) | March 22, 2013 at 07:17 PM
Oh, Padraig.
Posted by: Dmentd | March 22, 2013 at 07:42 PM
Poor guy. It's bad enough being rejected because of it. But did they have to put it in the paper?
Posted by: unholy slacker | March 22, 2013 at 09:31 PM
- 'dwarf'?
isn't the correct term 'little
peoplepeeeper'?Posted by: ligirl | March 23, 2013 at 02:02 AM
snorks all around. you do gotta feel bad for the little guy.
Posted by: queensbee | March 23, 2013 at 07:41 AM
The spammer has been researching THIS topic "for a long time"?
Posted by: Betsy | March 23, 2013 at 08:45 AM
Remember the old cold war joke about the Soviets trying to demoralize our troops by letting them confiscate a shipment of twelve-inch condoms? The CIA ponders that a couple of days, then air drops them back into East Berlin, stamped "Medium."
This has probably been told about every pair of antagonists in history, all the way back to the Israelites and the Philistines.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | March 23, 2013 at 10:05 AM
Maybe he should sue for divorce on the grounds that she knew the difference.
Posted by: Steve | March 23, 2013 at 10:23 AM
Dave, be sure to DEMAND a fee or commission of some kind when MTV turns this into their next "reality"
series, or from TMZ....
Posted by: funny man | March 23, 2013 at 12:18 PM
Talk about taking it in the shorts.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 23, 2013 at 01:09 PM
she left him due to his shortcomings
Posted by: ligirl | March 23, 2013 at 01:19 PM