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When it gets to the point that you can't lasso a 12 year old, then we may as well just shred the Constitution.
Posted by: nursecindy | February 28, 2013 at 01:56 PM
Next they will ban tasers.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | February 28, 2013 at 02:00 PM
Having kids that are not so far out of middle school, I'd say that anything short of stringing them up should be overlooked.
Posted by: padraig | February 28, 2013 at 02:01 PM
He says he will never lasso students like cattle again.
"Nope. I'm takin' a course in mule skinnin' now," he told reporters. "Then, I can lasso 'em like mules."
Posted by: The Raternets | February 28, 2013 at 02:03 PM
Unreal. Here is a teacher who is actually being creative and trying to teach the kids in a non-boring way, and he gets suspended. Guess his students can look forward to sitting in their seats reading out of a book for the rest of the year.
Posted by: Guin | February 28, 2013 at 02:09 PM
"I can lasso 'em like mules."
How exactly do mules lasso? ;-)
Posted by: jon | February 28, 2013 at 03:41 PM
Unless I am incorrect, I believe you must lasso them AND tie both legs and 1 arm together in less than 7 seconds for it to count.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | February 28, 2013 at 04:04 PM
It's a lot easier to catch seventh graders in a trap baited with junk food.
Posted by: Ralph | February 28, 2013 at 05:16 PM
Hammie, you are not incorrect, unless you are.
Posted by: padraig | February 28, 2013 at 06:27 PM
Sooo...is that what they're calling these 'relationships' between teacher and student now?
"Did you hear about Mrs. Johnson? She was arrested for having an appropriate relationship with a male student, but the police are now calling her crime "lassoing with a lariat."
"Really? I thought she just ran over the student with an old, ugly Ford truck with a nice option package."
Posted by: EvilScientistMoose | March 01, 2013 at 01:34 AM
No noose is good noose
Posted by: mazar larry | March 01, 2013 at 12:32 PM