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They're opening a new "gentlemen's club" near here. Beaver Invasion would be an awesome name.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | February 28, 2013 at 01:42 PM
I thought beavers were usually the invadEEs. I guess the fur is on the other foot now, eh?
Posted by: padraig | February 28, 2013 at 01:58 PM
Occasionally, the beavers were the casus belli. Google "beaver wars" for the trouble the furry little rascals caused in the 17th century.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | February 28, 2013 at 02:10 PM
So Ward says, "now June...I don't give a dam about what Richard Deacon's wife thinks. It's those beads you are always wearing that makes me...well, call his pack of friends no gooders."
Posted by: manual tomato | February 28, 2013 at 02:16 PM
I've seen Beaver Invasion open for, well, just about anybody. Helluva show though.
Posted by: Alien8 | February 28, 2013 at 03:09 PM
They should go to North Dakota.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | February 28, 2013 at 05:04 PM
I did NOT see any beavers when I werked in that vicinity ... sorta a "day* early & dollar long" type of deal I guess ...
(JSG - we've more beavers here than we really need, but tnx fer bein' generous and thinkin' of our supply situation ...)
*actually about six years sine I wuz ridin' the rails in MidCal ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | February 28, 2013 at 06:29 PM
Anyone need a new coat or scarf?
Posted by: Elon | February 28, 2013 at 06:47 PM
They need a Beaver Cleaver.
Posted by: EyeGore | February 28, 2013 at 09:07 PM
Ward, you've got to do something about the beavers.
Posted by: June The C | February 28, 2013 at 09:29 PM
Nice beaver!
Thanks! I just had it stuffed.
Posted by: Ouver, Under and Dunn (Airplane!) | February 28, 2013 at 09:30 PM
(Cue Primus music)
Posted by: EvilScientistMoose | March 01, 2013 at 01:36 AM