WE DON'T PAY OUR GO-GO DANCERS ENOUGH
Go-go dancer helps subdue man wielding ax at Phoenix gay bar
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "Coming soon to the big screen, with Nicolas Cage if there's any justice.")
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Go-go dancer helps subdue man wielding ax at Phoenix gay bar
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "Coming soon to the big screen, with Nicolas Cage if there's any justice.")
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"He said, 'Come on, bring it, I'm gonna hit you with this sucker.' He was pretty crazy and adamant about it," said Maldonado.
As opposed to being pretty meh about saying 'I'm going to hit you with this sucker'
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | February 27, 2013 at 09:46 AM
"'scuse me while I whip this out."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 27, 2013 at 10:01 AM
So he brought his girlfriend? And a go-go dancer whupped him? What's the difference between this place and an average biker bar?
Posted by: wiredog | February 27, 2013 at 10:22 AM
EVERYBODY! "Well, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay..."
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | February 27, 2013 at 10:23 AM
Wait! He was at a gay bar with his girlfriend?
Posted by: MikeyVA | February 27, 2013 at 10:28 AM
Don't ask, Mikey. Perhaps it was his "girlfriend" IYKWIM.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 27, 2013 at 10:31 AM
"I sleep all night and I work all day..."
It's not mentioned in the article, but since it's a gay bar, is it likely the go-go dancer is male?
::picturing some dude with a mustache in a miniskirt::
Yeeps.
Posted by: Spiny Norman | February 27, 2013 at 11:04 AM
Girlfriend? Go-go dancers? Someone hasn't read Gay Bars for Dummies.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | February 27, 2013 at 03:06 PM
Norman, I was wondering the same thing myself.
Posted by: Dmentd | February 27, 2013 at 07:24 PM
I like Cage for the lead, but we need someone with greater depth to play the go-go dancer. Dennis Hopper, for example.
What, Hopper's dead? Ok, how about Ted Nugent? We've already signed him to be the pool cue?
Posted by: Omniskeptic | February 27, 2013 at 09:29 PM
Of course the go-go dancer was fearless. How else could he do that job in a gay bar?
Posted by: mazar larry | February 28, 2013 at 12:24 PM