WE CANNOT IMAGINE ANYTHING GOING WRONG WITH THIS PLAN
US Gov't To Air-Drop Toxic Mice On Guam Snakes
(Thanks to DaninTustin, Steven Riggs, PirateBoy, Susan Heller, Jay Brandes, Alkali Bill, Ken Morgan, Bryan M. and Dan Barr, who says, "I saw Toxic Mice open for Whitesnake. Or maybe it was the other way around.")


No, Toxic Mice opened for either Anthrax, or Deadmaus....
Posted by: PirateBoy | February 24, 2013 at 05:43 PM
No, no, no... Toxic Mice opened for Guamsnakes, who are much better live than Whitesnake.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | February 24, 2013 at 06:00 PM
They want Brownsnake to open (wide) for Toxic Mice.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | February 24, 2013 at 06:46 PM
I hate mousework.
-Rock and Roll High School
Posted by: Riff Randell | February 24, 2013 at 08:05 PM
...and seal team 6 gets all the glory when we have highly trained toxic-mouse droppers working to keep the DMZ (de-moused zone)safe for snake free landings and take-offs... "and believe me mister, if you've ever seen a brown snake hitchin' a ride on a chopper, then you know that these people, these fearless toxic-mouse droppers are true unsung heroes" - sgt. Catz, toxic-mouse dropper first class, ret.
Posted by: jeffluence | February 24, 2013 at 08:41 PM
All those tiny parachutes must have made a lovely picture...
Posted by: Spiny Norman | February 24, 2013 at 09:53 PM
As God as my witness, I thought toxic mice could fly...
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | February 24, 2013 at 10:38 PM
Dum da da DUM dum, dum da da DUM dum ...
"We're gonna play music?"
"Yeah, scares hell outta the snakes!"
Posted by: Omniskeptic | February 25, 2013 at 08:23 AM
"...acetaminophen, which is harmless to humans."
Want to weigh in on this, Nurse Cindy?
Also, if this is an invasive species, why control and not eliminate?
I like snakes. I found one by the door of one of our homes the other day and talked to it for a minute before I realized how dumb it made me look.
Scared that snake half to death.
Posted by: Steve | February 25, 2013 at 09:35 AM
Hawaiian birds "literally don't know what to do when they see a snake coming." Ummm... fly away?
Posted by: Mad Librarian | February 25, 2013 at 01:18 PM
Steve ... what did you say to that poor snake?
Also, I suspect they meant that if a human eats an acetaminophen-laced dead mouse, the mouse part will be more harmful, at least to the human's sense of personal dignity, than the Tylenol part. Probably.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | February 25, 2013 at 02:46 PM
I saw Toxic Mice open for the Dead Pigs back in the day. Helluva show.
Posted by: Alien8 | February 25, 2013 at 04:21 PM