THERE IS NO GOOD REASON FOR CIVILIANS TO POSSESS THOSE THINGS
Woman held for Furby attack on boyfriend
(Thanks to Ralph)
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Woman held for Furby attack on boyfriend
(Thanks to Ralph)
Gang member arrested with ONE HUNDRED bags of heroin 'concealed in his butt'
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
Pensioner, 76, got sexual kicks out of painting his gate while naked
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
(Thanks to John Semenec)
Thefts force Trenton library to ration toilet paper
(Thanks to Barbara A)
Men caught on CCTV driving truck into Hooters to steal ATM but mistakenly take the jukebox instead
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
Fruit Flies Force Their Young to Drink Alcohol for Their Own Good
(Thanks to Monique and Suzie Q Wacvet)
US Gov't To Air-Drop Toxic Mice On Guam Snakes
(Thanks to DaninTustin, Steven Riggs, PirateBoy, Susan Heller, Jay Brandes, Alkali Bill, Ken Morgan, Bryan M. and Dan Barr, who says, "I saw Toxic Mice open for Whitesnake. Or maybe it was the other way around.")
Idaho Aquarium owner indicted for illegally buying sharks, rays from Florida.
Key quote: In one conversation, Covino is accused of telling the person to sneak the fish to Idaho.
(Thanks to Craig Roberts)
(Thanks to Vincent Jeffers and Greg Snow)
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)
Woman 'shot' and wounded as she cooks a snack after bullets left in her OVEN explode
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins and Jeff Meyerson)
Crocodile 'spotted in the Thames'
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
Drunk man 'tried to have sex with an ambulance'
(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, Jeffrey Brown and jon harris)
A JetBlue plane was grounded Tuesday because of a report of a scorpion on board.
(Thanks to jon harris)
New app to keep you tweeting after death
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)
Warehouse worker packing stress balls punched his boss in face
(Thanks to DaninTustin)
(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)
(Thanks to jon harris)
Deputies: Man scratching his family jewels sparked domestic flare-up
No need to guess the state.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
...you're talking Canadian census-takers.
(Thanks to The Perts)
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who dares you to guess the state)
Penis size matters to female golden moles
(Thanks to Joe in Japan)
Four men, 11 sheep found in hatchback
(Thanks to Bill Moore and Jeff Meyerson)
...but we'll stick with water.
(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)
Man stabbed after refusing to change positions during threesome
(Thanks to Dave Cohn, who says "It's never like this in the movies!")
(Thanks to W. von Papineau)
Update Reminding Us Why Florida Should Not Be Allowed To Participate in Any Event That Requires Declaring A Winner: Python-sized problem: Wrong winner named in Florida Everglades hunt
(Thanks to Howard from Broward)
ADVISORY: Possibly NSFW.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
Brothers celebrate lottery win by blowing up house
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
Woman bites off piece of boyfriend’s tongue after Valentine’s spat
(Thanks to DaninTustin and Bill from Salisbury MA)
Frenchman lands first ever car backflip on snow
(Thanks to Alkali Bill)
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
Couple getting affectionate drives through home
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
NHS pays out £1million in compensation to men who have had the wrong TESTICLE removed
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
A Korean Airways cargo flight made an emergency mayday landing at Heathrow airport when the fire alarm on board was triggered over the Irish sea. Gas masks in place, the crew proceeded to investigate. Instead of a blaze, they found that the 390 sweaty cows in cargo had inadvertently set off the alarm.
(Thanks to Ralph)
Question: Do cows sweat?