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February 20, 2013

NOW THEY'RE THREATENING THE MOST FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN RIGHT OF ALL

Deputies: Man scratching his family jewels sparked domestic flare-up

No need to guess the state.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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...when you pry them from my cold dead hands.

I do not see marriage in their future. And they shouldn't even THINK about buying a dog.

I see guys at baseball games "adjusting themselves" all the time.

Maybe guys want to check to see if they are still there.

You don't see us girls going around adjusting our breats.

(Rolls eye)

Some women just have no sense of humor

Like the man says, "Itchy balls brawls are just plain nuts."

Yes, you are correct. I don't see women adjusting their breats.

WARNING: After applying Dr. Ball's Ball Sanitizer and Deodorizer, do NOT scratch your balls. Dr. Ball's Ball Sanitizer and Deodorizer is 61% isopropyl alcohol, and flames may erupt. You will not like the feeling, and your girlfriend will not like the smell.

Itchy Balls Brawls WBAGNFARB.

"I say live it or live with it."

Geezers only may apply the above.

Omni,

Are you implyng that I made a mistake?

(Taps foot)

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