NOW THEY'RE THREATENING THE MOST FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN RIGHT OF ALL
Deputies: Man scratching his family jewels sparked domestic flare-up
No need to guess the state.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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...when you pry them from my cold dead hands.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 20, 2013 at 11:43 AM
I do not see marriage in their future. And they shouldn't even THINK about buying a dog.
Posted by: ubetcha | February 20, 2013 at 11:58 AM
I see guys at baseball games "adjusting themselves" all the time.
Maybe guys want to check to see if they are still there.
You don't see us girls going around adjusting our breats.
(Rolls eye)
Posted by: MikeyVA | February 20, 2013 at 12:21 PM
Some women just have no sense of humor
Posted by: poker | February 20, 2013 at 12:33 PM
Like the man says, "Itchy balls brawls are just plain nuts."
Posted by: World's Oldest Living Brain Donor | February 20, 2013 at 01:03 PM
Yes, you are correct. I don't see women adjusting their breats.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | February 20, 2013 at 01:54 PM
WARNING: After applying Dr. Ball's Ball Sanitizer and Deodorizer, do NOT scratch your balls. Dr. Ball's Ball Sanitizer and Deodorizer is 61% isopropyl alcohol, and flames may erupt. You will not like the feeling, and your girlfriend will not like the smell.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | February 20, 2013 at 03:50 PM
Itchy Balls Brawls WBAGNFARB.
Posted by: Ralph | February 20, 2013 at 04:08 PM
"I say live it or live with it."
Geezers only may apply the above.
Posted by: ubetcha | February 20, 2013 at 11:33 PM
Omni,
Are you implyng that I made a mistake?
(Taps foot)
Posted by: MikeyVA | February 21, 2013 at 07:03 AM