JESUS SIGHTINGS UPDATE
Now: bird droppings.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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February 25, 2013
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Man, that is one embarrassed-looking Jesus. Or maybe it's the Werewolf of London, or Daniel Day-Lewis?
Posted by: Alien8 | February 25, 2013 at 04:24 PM
*ships handbasket to Ohio*
Posted by: Renee (the First) | February 25, 2013 at 04:26 PM
OMG Please,
Posted by: Theresa | February 25, 2013 at 04:38 PM
Personally, I think it's a howler monkey. Could Jesus have been a howler monkey?
Posted by: Dmentd | February 25, 2013 at 04:46 PM
Looks more like Jeff Bridges.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | February 25, 2013 at 05:14 PM
as nursecindy always says, how does this guy know what Jesus looked like?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 25, 2013 at 05:24 PM
jesus in annual celestial meeting with leaders of the animal kingdom: "so guys, you've had a year, let's hear what innovative ideas you've come up with to spread the good news to our downtrodden human friends. Yes, you, leader of the bird kingdom, let's hear it."
"jesus,you're gonna love this, the humans will be tweeting with excitement, what we plan to do is...
Posted by: jeffluence | February 25, 2013 at 05:28 PM
My first thought was Stephen King.
Posted by: Gregg in Baton Rouge | February 25, 2013 at 08:31 PM
Unfortunately, the bird's anus healed shut.
Posted by: Steve | February 25, 2013 at 09:45 PM
I think it's a Morlock.
Posted by: Mitch | February 25, 2013 at 10:05 PM
It's Charles Manson. Google his images to see the resemblance... especially the wild hair and eyes. I attempted to post side-by-side comparison photos, but couldn't figure out how to upload or copy the photos with my comment.
Posted by: Terry | February 26, 2013 at 12:31 AM
All going to hell.
Hop in the basket.(scribbling list)
Posted by: MikeyVA | February 26, 2013 at 09:01 AM
It disturbs me that people seem to say "Jesus!" when you show them a picture of a howler monkey. Especially since they say the same thing when you show them a mandrill's butt. Could we be on the verge of a new Revelation? First, Ecce Howler, then the Pope quits, and now this . . .
Posted by: Alien8 | February 26, 2013 at 09:24 AM
Hmmm -- but you get the same reaction when the picture is of Newt Gingrich (remember him?) I'm not sure how that fits ...
Posted by: Omniskeptic | February 26, 2013 at 09:41 AM
Newts and howlers? We must be living in the end times.
Posted by: Alien8 | February 26, 2013 at 10:16 AM
I swear that, back when I was in college, I saw Jesus' image on a package of cigarette paper. It must have been true, because what I believe was a religious experience happened soon after.
Posted by: Ernie G | February 26, 2013 at 01:12 PM
I think it looks more like Rin Tin Tin.
Posted by: billinbossier | February 26, 2013 at 03:47 PM
As a card carrying German Shepherd, I resent that.
Posted by: Albert Alsatian | February 26, 2013 at 10:04 PM