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Sea monster found in New Jersey
(Thanks to Jay Brandes)
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Sea monster found in New Jersey
(Thanks to Jay Brandes)
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"The eel-like monster is reported to be a large sea parasite."
Lessee...slippery; parasite....has anyone checked to see if any New Jersey politicians are missing?
Posted by: Wolfsong | February 27, 2013 at 03:35 PM
I'm thinking Vinny or Pauly D.
Posted by: jon | February 27, 2013 at 03:42 PM
In reality, humans are the largest sea parasites. We prey upon the beautiful residents of the sea, and even on the plants-- we turn them into wrappers for our land-prey, rice, which we wrap around other sea-prey, fish.
I'm getting hungry. Who's up for sushi?
Posted by: Just Some Guy | February 27, 2013 at 03:48 PM
If that's a parasite, then we're going to need a bigger colon.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | February 27, 2013 at 04:01 PM
Sad when a bris goes so wrong.
Posted by: Art | February 27, 2013 at 04:17 PM
"Two thick lips and rows of sharp teeth." Are all the Kardashians accounted for?
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | February 27, 2013 at 05:10 PM
some onions and peppers and he's got a tasty parasite kabob
Posted by: jeffluence | February 27, 2013 at 05:30 PM
I cannot believe no one has mentioned Gov. Christie.
Take a bow, bloggers, be proud of yourselves.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 27, 2013 at 07:11 PM
I, ah, DID mention New Jersey politicians....?
Posted by: Wolfsong | February 27, 2013 at 08:42 PM
Parasite: " Whadda you lookin' at ? "
Posted by: Clankie | February 27, 2013 at 08:48 PM
I know you did, Wolfsong, but as long as you named no names...
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 27, 2013 at 09:09 PM
I saw the headline and thought that Snooki had gone for a swim....
Posted by: Elmo | February 27, 2013 at 09:36 PM
Eh, it's just a lamprey.
Posted by: Dmentd | February 28, 2013 at 12:25 AM
for realz. no big whoop. we got them in lake erie.
Posted by: mudstuffin | February 28, 2013 at 09:03 AM
Yep, the bastards came down the St. Lawrence decades ago. Play hell with the whitefish.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | February 28, 2013 at 09:09 AM