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February 28, 2013

HE WAS ARRESTED, BECAUSE 911 IS SUPPOSED TO BE USED ONLY FOR ORDERING CIGARETTES

An Indiana man was arrested on Friday after he called 911 nine times in 90 minutes, repeatedly trying to order a cheeseburger.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by on February 28, 2013 at 08:16 AM |

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So he called 90 911 times in nine min ... wait, he dialed nine 90 times in 1911 ... oh, hell, he had 666 tattooed in 90 places on ... my brain hurts.

Posted by: Omniskeptic | February 28, 2013 at 08:34 AM

You can probably, on occasion, get a cheeseburger in jail.
But they probably frown on take-out.

Posted by: Steve | February 28, 2013 at 09:13 AM

you can get a cheeseburger in paradise, however.

Posted by: queensbee | February 28, 2013 at 09:16 AM

"No, I said I want a cheeseburger! And fries, lots and lots of fries. Oh yeah, and a carton of Camels."

Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 28, 2013 at 10:11 AM

The fiscal cliff has really played havoc with customer service on 911.

Posted by: markhh | February 28, 2013 at 11:41 AM

No coke, Pepsi.

Posted by: Ralph | February 28, 2013 at 05:07 PM

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