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Maybe he should have stood on his porch and fired off the burrito instead.
Posted by: David Emery | February 27, 2013 at 09:57 AM
I'm just glad it wasn't Burrito Supreme Chicken. You can put a nose out with those things
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | February 27, 2013 at 09:59 AM
"throttled"? "battered"? "delivered"?
Near as I can tell, he threw a burrito at the kid and it hit him in the face.
P.S. I saw Burrito Battery open for ELO in 82.
Posted by: Betsy | February 27, 2013 at 09:59 AM
Drop the chalupa.
Posted by: Alien8 | February 27, 2013 at 10:12 AM
It is time for Strict Federal Controls. And possibly lunch.
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | February 27, 2013 at 10:21 AM
NEWSFLASH!!!!!
BLOOMBERG BANS BIG BURRITOS!!!!
Posted by: MikeyVA | February 27, 2013 at 10:25 AM
Most burrito assaults occur an hour or so after someone has eaten them.
Posted by: WVplantman | February 27, 2013 at 10:35 AM
NEWSFLASH!
BURRITO BUYER BASHES BOY!
Posted by: MikeyVA | February 27, 2013 at 11:04 AM
Bloomberg better keep his mitts off my burito, Mikey.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 27, 2013 at 11:06 AM
We can expect a new Taco Bell menu item soon...a battered burrito.
Posted by: JD | February 27, 2013 at 11:13 AM
Just think of the carnage if Taco Bell merged with Chuck E. Cheese!
Posted by: jon | February 27, 2013 at 11:22 AM
As Roseland, IN Taco Bell Employee of the Month, June 1977, all I can say is that this wouldn't have happened with a smaller, properly made burrito.
Posted by: LeDud | February 27, 2013 at 12:17 PM
And the way the world economy is going, I may be begging for my old job back !
Posted by: LeDud | February 27, 2013 at 12:18 PM
Maybe he was just horsing around.
Posted by: Clankie | February 27, 2013 at 12:31 PM
Drop it, punk! Now, if you can pick it back up in less than five seconds, you can still ...
No, boy! Bad dog! Put that down! Leave it! Leave it, I said! Give it to ... Oh, forget it. Damn dog.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | February 27, 2013 at 03:16 PM
A weapon of mass indigestion.
Posted by: Heywood Jablowme | February 27, 2013 at 08:15 PM