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That's "Richard Lee", better known as...
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | February 28, 2013 at 07:49 PM
Don't all cars in Florida have bullet holes?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | February 28, 2013 at 08:13 PM
So is Deltona the place you end up if you try to move to Daytona and don't read the map right?
Posted by: padraig | February 28, 2013 at 09:03 PM
I don't see a problem with this.
Posted by: VP Joe Biden | March 01, 2013 at 12:08 AM
With all due respect, Mr. Vice President, we all know he should've used a shotgun instead.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | March 01, 2013 at 12:35 AM
...so we now know what an illiterate, concerned citizen does when he wishes to do his civic duty...and can't read a license plate.
Posted by: EvilScientistMoose | March 01, 2013 at 01:12 AM
Exactly my thought, EvilScientist.
He saw the guy running away, had no idea why he was running (perhaps he'd left the oven on) and joined in the chase.
If that doesn't define Florida, what does?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 01, 2013 at 06:47 AM
Seems legit.
Posted by: Alien8 | March 01, 2013 at 09:30 AM
Clean.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | March 01, 2013 at 11:13 AM
The stand your ground beef law is to blame.
Posted by: mazar larry | March 01, 2013 at 12:20 PM
You just know the NRA is going to be all over this affront to the second amendment.
Posted by: Steve | March 01, 2013 at 05:17 PM
Nice shoot'n Tex!
Posted by: Marc | March 01, 2013 at 06:09 PM
I would have thought that this guy not only would not be arrested, but would be the next Republican nominee for governor!
Posted by: WL | March 09, 2013 at 11:08 PM