BUT IT WAS A CONSENTING AMBULANCE
Drunk man 'tried to have sex with an ambulance'
(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)
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No!
There will be NO bodily fluids spilled in this ambulance.
Posted by: Steve | February 21, 2013 at 08:16 AM
gives a refreshing new meaning to the term "dipstick"
Posted by: jeffluence | February 21, 2013 at 09:08 AM
He must have heard that an ambulance always comes within minutes.
Posted by: Ford79 | February 21, 2013 at 09:22 AM
We men have a weakness for the flashy ones.
Posted by: padraig | February 21, 2013 at 09:24 AM
Ah, just another peanut-burning, ambulance-humping punk. Seen it a million times.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | February 21, 2013 at 09:45 AM
It must've been an emergency.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | February 21, 2013 at 09:48 AM
I think (ahem) some of us may have sent this in last week while you were strumpeting, Dave, but unfortunately Judi did not think it worthy of posting due to other pressing interests.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 21, 2013 at 10:05 AM
Sorry, that should have been pressing interests.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 21, 2013 at 10:05 AM
They all are. At least I never heard one say no.
Posted by: Dmentd | February 21, 2013 at 10:36 AM
You mean "ecnalunma" is Finnish for "screw me now"? Now somone will tell me "fragile" isn't Italian for "kick me".
Posted by: max | February 21, 2013 at 12:16 PM
No, the Italian phrase you're looking for is best encompassed by the words, "Finiculi, finicuself." Accompanied, of course, by one finger dragging down a lower eyelid, and usually followed by "Mi segui?"
Posted by: Omniskeptic | February 21, 2013 at 03:08 PM
Gives a new twist to the old question, "Did the ambulance come?"
Posted by: Wolfsong | February 21, 2013 at 03:28 PM
Where I live, they now charge for ambulance visits. I'm only guessing, but think a hooker might be cheaper.
Posted by: mazar larry | February 22, 2013 at 12:05 PM