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February 25, 2013
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Is that code of some sort?
Posted by: markhh | February 25, 2013 at 11:49 AM
This is why you should always make sure you birds are dead before you cook them. This lady and the king's maid in the garden found that out the hard way.
Posted by: Elon | February 25, 2013 at 12:14 PM
a poultry-geist?
Posted by: OneMore | February 25, 2013 at 12:25 PM
maybe it was a chicken in her crack pipe?
Posted by: jeffluence | February 25, 2013 at 02:43 PM
I promise the full lunch pail, a chicken in every pot ... wait. What? Really? Ok.
Friends, make that a chicken in most pots. And pot in every chicken. ... No? Well, Rove, you read the damn speech, then. You wrote it. I'm outta here.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | February 25, 2013 at 03:18 PM
Has anyone seen Ambrose Bierce?
Posted by: Steve | February 25, 2013 at 10:12 PM
Someone once stole a frozen chicken from my house. My wife and I saw a person running from our front door when we drove up. The only thing missing was a frozen chicken from the freezer. The police wanted to know if we could identify our chicken. I said yeah, I put my SSAN on it. They were not amused.
Posted by: Ken_in_SC (@Ken_in_SC) | February 26, 2013 at 09:08 PM