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I bet it's low-flow.
Posted by: wiredog | January 31, 2013 at 11:48 AM
Well shit.
Posted by: Candy | January 31, 2013 at 12:25 PM
Definitely not a water efficient toilet. Gross looking
Posted by: Theresa | January 31, 2013 at 12:30 PM
Well duh!
Posted by: MikeyVA | January 31, 2013 at 12:33 PM
Just one more good reason for New Jersey to be the butt of jokes.
Posted by: She | January 31, 2013 at 01:32 PM
Can you get some DNA from it?
Posted by: poker | January 31, 2013 at 01:35 PM
If you're talking Hell, the rest of it is there too.
Posted by: Clankie | January 31, 2013 at 01:50 PM
This is one more reason Jersey going down the crapper.
Posted by: wizkid65 | January 31, 2013 at 03:45 PM
Mein Krapf
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 31, 2013 at 05:32 PM
Hitler thought his pooper
Was extra-super-duper
Until the fuehrer's biffy
Went sailing down the Liffey
Ohhhhhhh,
Göring has only got one stall
Hitler poops at the mall
Himmler's bidet is M-I-A
And Goebbels has no toilet at all
Posted by: padraig | January 31, 2013 at 05:35 PM
No surprise, New Jersey is everyone's toilet.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 31, 2013 at 07:06 PM
Heil sH**ler.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 31, 2013 at 09:26 PM
OK, you tell him the lid has to stay down.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 31, 2013 at 10:15 PM
I've tried peeing on a fishing boat, which is the real reason non-skid deck shoes were invented. But I wonder if it would be different on a 400-foot yacht?
Anybody got one I could try it out on?
Posted by: Steve | February 01, 2013 at 03:46 PM
Steve: most people just break a bottle of champagne against the bow, but if that's what works for you, I guess ...
Posted by: Dmentd | February 02, 2013 at 12:51 PM