TIME FOR STRICT FEDERAL CONTROLS
Ga. woman assaults man with jar of olives
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Jay Brandes)
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January 27, 2013
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I checked my notes and this reminds of the time I witnessed a man get hit between the eyes with an eight ball. Yeah, there was no jar of olives available.
Posted by: manual tomato | January 27, 2013 at 01:03 PM
I saw Jar of Olives open for Meat Loaf.
Posted by: JJeff Meyerson | January 27, 2013 at 01:31 PM
Shoddy reporting -- Giant or Super Colossal Olives?
Posted by: Ralph | January 27, 2013 at 02:04 PM
Well, that's the pits.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | January 27, 2013 at 04:34 PM
Better for you, though, than assault with a box of Cheese Whiz.
Posted by: Clankie | January 27, 2013 at 04:43 PM
This grammaw thinks what happened really is that the rage of Athens, GA citizens at never being able to find a place to park is finally erupting to volcanic heights. But since that would sound too silly it's being blamed on drug addiction.
Posted by: marina_like_a_boatdock | January 27, 2013 at 04:58 PM
Olives don't kill people .... unless you mean slowly.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 27, 2013 at 09:15 PM
I thought Jars of Olives opened for Jars of Clay. Or maybe that was Cassius Clay?
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 28, 2013 at 12:55 AM
Olive brine in a facial cut with, probably, brine in his eyes?
Death penalty, for sure.
Posted by: Steve | January 28, 2013 at 09:28 AM