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New York bouncer, blogger and author Rob Fitzgerald has noticed a trend among many of the macho young men waiting outside his clubs. He says the guys are slathering up their torsos with the hemorrhoid cream Preparation H to make themselves look "ripped" for the ladies.
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, who says "The 'H' stands for 'hipster.'")
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Wayne & Garth would just call them sphincter boys.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | January 22, 2013 at 02:41 PM
How does "slather" a suppository? I tried and it just crumbled all up and part of it got stuck in my navel for a couple of days.
Posted by: WVplantman | January 22, 2013 at 02:46 PM
They must also be putting on their heads to shrink their brains.
Posted by: markhh | January 22, 2013 at 02:57 PM
Slathering Up Their Torsos opened for Slash. Also, a great follow up to Flys in the Vaseline?
Posted by: manual tomato | January 22, 2013 at 03:01 PM
Let 'er rip.
Posted by: OldPhil | January 22, 2013 at 03:43 PM
Arseholes.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | January 22, 2013 at 03:52 PM
sure you look ripped, but you smell like an ass...
Posted by: mudstuffin | January 22, 2013 at 04:04 PM
Smooth move Sherlock, as we said in middle school.
Posted by: JJeff Meyerson | January 22, 2013 at 04:58 PM
I ... just haven't got anything to say about this.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | January 22, 2013 at 05:01 PM
Tightabs.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 22, 2013 at 05:17 PM
Do they sell it in 55-gallon drums? 'Cause a tube isn't quite going to get me there ....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 22, 2013 at 09:25 PM
*snork* Meanie.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | January 22, 2013 at 09:41 PM
Piles of arses...
Posted by: The Spine | January 23, 2013 at 05:40 AM
SNORK WV!!!!
Posted by: MikeyVA | January 23, 2013 at 08:38 AM
Rhoid rage?
Posted by: Steve | January 23, 2013 at 08:36 PM