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January 26, 2013

'SIR, THE SPEED LIMIT IS 45. I CLOCKED YOU AT 14.'

Bill To Set Limit For Driving While Stoned Has A Good Chance

(Thanks to Loudmouth)

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'SIR, THE SPEED LIMIT IS 45. I CLOCKED YOU AT 14.' "Can I see your license?" "It's on the bumper man."


Listen Deputy Dawg Dude, I am not even in this dimension, so lighten up.

Sir, there's a bag limit in this State.
You're two over the limit on Doritos.
Please place your hands behind your back.

That article read like a SNL skit.

Everybody knows you don't leave your couch when you're high, except to get the door when the pizza dude arrives.

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