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January 30, 2013

PROOF THAT SCIENTIFIC PROOF CAN BE UTTER NONSENSE

Right, ladies?

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by on January 30, 2013 at 11:45 AM |

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The study is probably correct, but I suspect that if the husbands doing those chores stopped doing them, they would get even less sex. Just saying. I wouldn't take the risk.

Posted by: WVplantman | January 30, 2013 at 12:08 PM

I'm guessing now would be a really good time for me NOT to comment.

Posted by: markhh | January 30, 2013 at 12:11 PM

Udder nonsense.

Hadda be said.

Posted by: Just Some Guy | January 30, 2013 at 12:13 PM

TOTALLY loving the new font, judi.

Posted by: Jan in Grimsby | January 30, 2013 at 12:30 PM

comic sans. perfect for the barry blog.

Posted by: queensbee | January 30, 2013 at 01:00 PM

If them darned womyn would have learnt how do them chores right in home-ec to begin with, we wouldn't have to be takin' up the slack, right boys?
Hello?

Posted by: Can't believe I'm still single | January 30, 2013 at 01:39 PM

So then single guys that do housework should have more sex with themselves than guys that live like pigs? Who wants to write the grant application?

Posted by: Ralph | January 30, 2013 at 01:54 PM

I'm afraid any comment I make might be a mistake but I will say ... no, better not.

Posted by: JJeff Meyerson | January 30, 2013 at 02:11 PM

In my opinion, there is nothing sexier than a man vacuuming and doing laundry. Especially if he's wearing one of those little French Maid ............never mind.

Posted by: nursecindy | January 30, 2013 at 03:38 PM

Wearing a little French Maid? That would definitely add to the cardio workout!

Posted by: jon | January 30, 2013 at 03:48 PM

Sweet Bumpass sex study? Really???!

Posted by: Old Coot | January 30, 2013 at 04:18 PM

I suppose there's something suggestive in the excitement of the electric connection... the rhythmic backward and forward thrusting of the vacuum as it sweeps... the passionate moaning and straining of the motor...

Posted by: Clankie | January 30, 2013 at 04:38 PM

"Ellis doesn’t quite agree with the findings from the new study, admitting that she "swoons" every time she sees her husband get out the vacuum cleaner."

Makes me wonder what kinda special attachments he ordered for that Hoover...

Posted by: padraig | January 30, 2013 at 05:23 PM

The vacuum is the greatest dog-discipline device ever invented.
What's this I'm hearing about it having other uses?

Posted by: Steve | January 30, 2013 at 07:43 PM

Well, if you couple the vacuum cleaner with a trimmer you can really sclupt the shrubbery. So to speak. IYKWIM AITYD.

Posted by: wiredog | January 31, 2013 at 07:38 AM

sculpt^

Posted by: wiredog | January 31, 2013 at 07:38 AM

My wife reminds me that no husband has ever been shot while washing the dishes.

Posted by: Dad-O-Lot | January 31, 2013 at 08:21 AM

DOL: That's because it's difficult to pull the trigger with soapy hands.

Posted by: Shark Tooth John | January 31, 2013 at 05:02 PM

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