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Mascara is gonna cost ya....
Posted by: JG | January 21, 2013 at 01:51 PM
okay:
1. boobs are good
2. the eyelashes are what, torture? some kinda commentary on some injustice i suppose?
3.
4. so what the sam hill is going on with the lipstick?
Posted by: mudstuffin | January 21, 2013 at 01:59 PM
no, i didn't read the story, why?
Posted by: mudstuffin | January 21, 2013 at 02:00 PM
ugh. just ugh. and stupid. no need to read the story.
Posted by: queensbee | January 21, 2013 at 02:25 PM
Up here, we don't call it a mantilla, we call it mosquito netting. Comes in right handy, or it will when the snow melts.(You have to scroll down a bit to find the picture.)
Posted by: Omniskeptic | January 21, 2013 at 02:27 PM
Cousin Itt called - he wants his hair back.
Posted by: JJeff Meyerson | January 21, 2013 at 02:34 PM
If nobody wants this cheap shot, I'll take it:
Now you know why the menswear.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | January 21, 2013 at 02:37 PM
What a load of twoddle.
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby | January 21, 2013 at 02:39 PM
Maybe if she flipped the eyelashes up over her head?
Posted by: padraig | January 21, 2013 at 02:50 PM
I just don't "get" the fashion world.
And, I view that as a point of pride.
Posted by: Steve | January 21, 2013 at 03:11 PM
Who's the wiseguy that put rogaine in my mascara?
Posted by: Captain Spoilsport | January 21, 2013 at 03:27 PM
If she sneezes, Lord only knows what will happen to her eyeballs.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | January 21, 2013 at 03:30 PM
How does she blink? Does this work if you wear glasses?
Posted by: nursecindy | January 21, 2013 at 03:49 PM
I'm sticking with my unibrow.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 21, 2013 at 03:54 PM
Maybe it's Maybelline.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | January 21, 2013 at 04:54 PM
Might these be the hair eyeball's that Arlo Guthrie sang about all those years ago?
"What were you arrested for, kid?" And I said, "Littering." And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I said, "And creating a nuisance." And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench ...
- Alice's Restaurant Massacree
Posted by: Marc | January 21, 2013 at 04:59 PM
" Long as I can grow it, my hair. "
Posted by: Clankie | January 21, 2013 at 08:43 PM
"Here, there, everywhere, my hair."
Posted by: ubetcha | January 21, 2013 at 09:38 PM
she doesn't dare open her mouth, or she'll get a tongue-lashing
Posted by: ligirl | January 21, 2013 at 09:51 PM
Paul Mitchell's nightmares.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 21, 2013 at 10:51 PM
Makes my eyes water to look at her - and not in a good way.
Posted by: ScottMGS | January 21, 2013 at 11:49 PM
I think Marc won the thread. ^_^
Maybe the judge in that song retired and started a second career as a makeup artist?
Posted by: Ivory Bill Woodpecker | January 22, 2013 at 05:08 AM