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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
Good thing for some people you can't pocket dial a firing squad.
Posted by: Clankie | January 31, 2013 at 01:56 PM
A significant number of tow truck drivers I have encountered over the years were friends of crank, but I understand that crack is just about as good for working 72 hours straight.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | January 31, 2013 at 02:20 PM
Loyal son of the week!
Posted by: Digger | January 31, 2013 at 02:54 PM
You happy to see me or do you have a dialer in your pocket?
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | January 31, 2013 at 03:47 PM
NMUA, that probably explains the Lizard Lick guys. Da-yum.
Posted by: Spiny Norman | January 31, 2013 at 04:48 PM
One tow over the line, Sweet Jesus.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 31, 2013 at 05:37 PM
Hooked on phone-ics?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 31, 2013 at 10:02 PM
Let's let Daddy have a crack at him, first.
Posted by: Steve | January 31, 2013 at 10:23 PM
He won the jackpot in back pocket bingo.
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 01, 2013 at 07:47 AM
I just gotta say, judi, you're doing a good job keeping the blog alive in Dave's absence, but I wish you'd pick up the pace. I'm getting the DTs here. Even a men-in-kilts post, which I would studiously not click on, would help.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | February 01, 2013 at 09:08 AM
Sorry, Guy, I'm trying to keep up... but I always get behind. I'll try to do better.
Posted by: judi | February 01, 2013 at 09:20 AM
Hey, judi, nice re-up in the last fifteen minutes! Thanks from us all!
Posted by: Just Some Guy | February 01, 2013 at 09:36 AM
By the way, didn't Jay-Z record "I Always Get Behind" in 2009?
Posted by: Just Some Guy | February 01, 2013 at 09:43 AM