GOOD TO KNOW
Uranus takes a pounding more frequently than thought.
(Thanks to Jay Brandes)
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January 30, 2013
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If Uranus takes a pounding, I would recommend yogurt.
Posted by: MikeyVA | January 30, 2013 at 10:43 AM
...France may have just figured it out, and the answer seems to be that Uranus has suffered from not one but two giant impacts...
So it must have been in a French prison with a cell mate named Le Bubba?
Posted by: MikeyVA | January 30, 2013 at 10:46 AM
there will be a rush on prep-h....
Posted by: queensbee | January 30, 2013 at 11:26 AM
Paging Gomer Pyle...
Or is that too tasteless for this blog?
Posted by: wiredog | January 30, 2013 at 11:35 AM
In the same line, I just heard the term "prison fart" yesterday, which can be a consequence of too frequent pounding of Uranus.
Tasteless and this blog are synonymous. As long as we don't go to mean spirited I'm OK with it.
Posted by: WVplantman | January 30, 2013 at 11:45 AM
Uranus might. Mine doesn't.
Posted by: Emmett Flatus | January 30, 2013 at 11:45 AM
Thankful none of the other planets are named " Urweener " .
Posted by: Clankie | January 30, 2013 at 11:46 AM
It never gets old.
Posted by: Pete Christensen | January 30, 2013 at 12:07 PM
SNORK
Posted by: Dan Barr | January 30, 2013 at 12:10 PM
I refuse to comment on this article.
Posted by: LeDud | January 30, 2013 at 12:10 PM
...can't...comment...working on...headline-writer job application...
Posted by: Just Some Guy | January 30, 2013 at 12:18 PM
This is completely absurd! I demand that Neptune be renamed "Urweenie" immediately!
Posted by: FredKey | January 30, 2013 at 12:39 PM
speak for yourself.
Posted by: mudstuffin | January 30, 2013 at 12:55 PM
Even with all those rings around Uranus?
Posted by: poker | January 30, 2013 at 02:12 PM
I always suspected Uranus was gassy.
Posted by: OldPhil | January 30, 2013 at 03:25 PM
They figured this out after analizing the data.
Posted by: Alex | January 30, 2013 at 05:01 PM
Wait a second. Uranus jokes? Slingshots and chainsaws? No candid up-kilt pictures? Are we SURE Dave's out of the office?
Posted by: padraig | January 30, 2013 at 05:25 PM
Let's start a petition at the white house to rename it to Urweenie. Something important.
Posted by: EyeGore | January 30, 2013 at 06:56 PM
Popular first line of many a porn story.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 30, 2013 at 08:33 PM
I prefer the "don't ask, don't tell, don't pound" policy in regards Uranus. Thank you.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | January 31, 2013 at 12:55 AM
Har.
That is all.
(Today's blog reminds me of being on the playground during recess, except I'm not 8, and no one is trying to bounce a tether-ball off my head)
Hey! I saw that!
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 31, 2013 at 01:23 AM
PB, are those your Uranus pants being run up the flagpole?
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | January 31, 2013 at 03:51 PM