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There is nothing more depressing than coming home from work and finding out some errant duck has knocked over your trailer.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 25, 2013 at 04:43 PM
so who gets the bill?
Posted by: ligirl | January 25, 2013 at 05:10 PM
"Viaduct? Vy not a horsie?" (Said in your best Chico Marx Eyetalian accent.)
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | January 25, 2013 at 05:12 PM
Those reports are always so descriptive of the women in the area, but not in a flattering way...
a hungry horsewoman
an evergreen woman
a big forkwoman
Colorful people, those Flathead County folks.
Posted by: JD | January 25, 2013 at 07:10 PM
Q: What's a duck do when it flies upside down?
A: It quacks up.
Posted by: BAB | January 25, 2013 at 07:43 PM
Why do I always hear Dark Shadows music whenever I read the Flathead County posts?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 25, 2013 at 09:17 PM
The horror is spreading.
Posted by: Ralph | January 26, 2013 at 12:17 AM
"The principle was hoping a deputy would talk to the kid."
I object to this on principal.
Posted by: Steve | January 27, 2013 at 09:24 AM