CSI: THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST

Seattle police search for toothless, fishy-smelling Rolex thief

(Thanks to B'game)

Comments

[Elon]

It's that finny fiend, the Penguin!

[Make It Rain]

Why would you steal (or want) a fishy-smelling watch? Even if it was a Rolex? I've never had a watch with teeth. Am I missing out on something? I live such a sheltered life......

[PirateBoy]

$45,000 for a watch that requires cleaning a few times a year, just to ensure accuracy to within 15 seconds a month?

I've got a Timex watch. It sets itself automagically from the WWV time signal, daily, and is accurate to a few milliseconds per year. Retail cost? $47.

And mine has no odor, whatsoever.

The thief wasn't very bright, was he?

[Meanie the Blue]

They might lure him back if they offered a rebait.

[PirateBoy]

MTB, what kind of chum are you? You used that pun just for the halibut, didn't you?

[Meanie the Blue]

I am saddened that you think me such a cod, PB. That was merely a fluke.

[PirateBoy]

I had to cast a wide net, MTB. As the fish-jokes ran thin, the end-dolphins kicked in.

I'll try and make it up to you. If possible. I can send you a DVD of a nautical-themed James Bond movie I enjoyed. It's called A View to a Krill.

I don't mind sharing, as the producer sent me a boatload of them, telling me I finally had to get my ship together. But why does Mrs. PirateBoy still call me a little dingy? (Note: We're talking about a boat here, people!)

[Steve]

Pun city!
Somewhere, my late mother is smiling.

[ligirl]

& a Shipload of hardy-har-HARRRRRRS!

[Jan Crozier]

Time to catch that stinker.

[Dmentd]

Anyone seen Gollum lately?

[ubetcha]

Edgar?

[BerlinBlues]

Someone lost his Precious?