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January 31, 2013

ANTS COME IN THE MAIL!

Light Up Beer Mug Ant Farm

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

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I got some ants by mail once. In a little plastic tube. The instructions said to put them in the refrigerator for a while to slow 'em down before loading them into the farm.

The instructions didn't mention that they pretty much act like lazy teenagers, sitting back on the sand and eating sugar, unless they have a queen, which you can't get. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I am sending away for this today!

*goes to search for nursecindy's address*

How about a "Urine Collector" ant farm and market it to medical workers ?

*SMACKS* Jeff. During the summer I have enough ants trying to get into the house. I don't need any shipped in.

Now a heavily discounted item, just like Solyndra.

Needs Budweiser frogs.

Hey, I got it! Beer mug shaped python farms!


71% savings!

Tempting, but I prefer to dump a spoonful of ants INTO my mug of cold beer.

I like the crunchy, earthen taste, and having my tongue stung.

"Ants Are Only $4.95 Including Shipping..."

Pissants, Dud? Mug o' Bugs will become that for sure.

Do you put stamps on them, or stamp on them?

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