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I got some ants by mail once. In a little plastic tube. The instructions said to put them in the refrigerator for a while to slow 'em down before loading them into the farm.
The instructions didn't mention that they pretty much act like lazy teenagers, sitting back on the sand and eating sugar, unless they have a queen, which you can't get. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | January 31, 2013 at 11:23 AM
I am sending away for this today!
*goes to search for nursecindy's address*
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 31, 2013 at 11:27 AM
How about a "Urine Collector" ant farm and market it to medical workers ?
Posted by: LeDud | January 31, 2013 at 11:57 AM
*SMACKS* Jeff. During the summer I have enough ants trying to get into the house. I don't need any shipped in.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 31, 2013 at 12:08 PM
Now a heavily discounted item, just like Solyndra.
Posted by: Clankie | January 31, 2013 at 01:53 PM
Needs Budweiser frogs.
Posted by: Ralph | January 31, 2013 at 02:03 PM
Hey, I got it! Beer mug shaped python farms!
Posted by: Omniskeptic | January 31, 2013 at 02:40 PM
71% savings!
Tempting, but I prefer to dump a spoonful of ants INTO my mug of cold beer.
I like the crunchy, earthen taste, and having my tongue stung.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | January 31, 2013 at 03:50 PM
"Ants Are Only $4.95 Including Shipping..."
Posted by: Alkali Bill | January 31, 2013 at 05:11 PM
Pissants, Dud? Mug o' Bugs will become that for sure.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 31, 2013 at 06:10 PM
Do you put stamps on them, or stamp on them?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 31, 2013 at 10:26 PM