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Man who built Stamford's 5ft tall snow penis owns up

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Comments

[southerngirl]

"the idea kind of snowballed"

*golf clap*

"although I did pop home to dry my gloves and fill my flask."

well, there's a surprise!

[Theresa]

I think it's funny but I am sure some wouldn't take too kindly to it. It would definitely get reactions.

[Ralph]

Another pricture.

[PirateBoy]

This is the perfect sound track to that image.

And if you've never heard of the group Da Vinci's Notebook (and you should!) before, here are the lyrics to that classic tune:

Whenever life gets you down,
keeps you wearing a frown,
and the gravy train has left you behind...
and when you're all out of hope,
down at the end of your rope,
and nobody's there to throw you a line...
If you ever get so low
that you don't know which way to go
come on and take a walk in my shoes...
Never worry 'bout a thing
got the world on a string
Cause I've got the cure for all of my blues.

I take a look at my enormous penis
and my troubles start melting away.
I take a look at my enormous penis
and the happy times are coming to stay.

I gotta sing and I dance
when I glance in my pants
and the feeling's like a sunshiney day...
I take a look at my enormous penis
and everything is going my way.

I take a look at my enormous penis
and my troubles start melting away.
I take a look at my enormous penis
and the happy times are coming to stay.

Yeah I got great big amounts
in the place where it counts
and the feeling's like a sunshiney day...
I take a look at my enormous penis
and everything is going my way.

Everything is going my way...
Everything is going my way...
Everything is going my way...

[HogsAteMySister]

This guy should get right to work on Mt Rushmore. He should take a lot of snow.

[Meanie the Blue]

Jackoff Frost? The tip of the iceberg?

I don't know ... a penis that must eventually melt ... something's wrong there.

[Monique]

He said, "I don't sleep very well ..."

Well, then. This sort of activity being a known side effect of insomnia, all is explained and forgiven.

[Theresa]

Too funny the song "Enormous Penis" Never heard it before.

[ubetcha]

LOVE Da Vinci's Notebook!

[JG]

Rise to the occasion did he?

[Jeff Meyerson]

I wonder if he knows these guys.

[Ken_in_SC (@Ken_in_SC)]

Hugh Normus Pianist! a name for it.