« Previous | Main | Next »

December 22, 2012


Swedish man gets disability benefits for addiction to heavy metal

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)


Feed You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.

Sounds like heavy metal like mercury and lead addiction.



Barry Manilow...ALL YOU f****rs GET THOSE HORNS UP!!

Warning: Barry manilow mention.

It must be hard to hold down any kind of job -- even dishwashing -- with your fingers stuck like that.

Geezer Alert:

Reminds me of when the East German police tortured Horst Buchholz in ONE TWO THREE by repeatedly playing "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini" (which Brian Hyland recorded at age 16).

Researchers are developing a cure involving a straight jacket and a swift kick in the slats.

I'm guessing he's single.

Why did this bring to mind the people we see who sport neck/facial tattoos and body modifications? Especially horns or prongs from the forehead.
While Christmas shopping, I noticed a dearth of these people among the sales force.

What did the Army play when they were trying to get Manuel Noriega to surrender?

I'm addicted to both pizza and chocolate. Can I get a disability check for those, please?

Verify your Comment

Previewing your Comment

This is only a preview. Your comment has not yet been posted.

Your comment could not be posted. Error type:
Your comment has been posted. Post another comment

The letters and numbers you entered did not match the image. Please try again.

As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.

Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.


Post a comment

Your Information

(Name and email address are required. Email address will not be displayed with the comment.)

Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Copyright | About The Miami Herald | Advertise