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Posted by: Brian D. | December 27, 2012 at 03:38 PM
"Wild Turkey mainlined for the holidays"...
a new Holiday tradition?
Posted by: funny man | December 27, 2012 at 03:58 PM
And then the patient stole a car at the Amsterdam airport
Posted by: poker | December 27, 2012 at 03:58 PM
There's the Brits for ye, always stealin' the advanced medical techniques of the Irish, not a bit of credit given...
Posted by: padraig | December 27, 2012 at 04:31 PM
New this Fall: " Dr. Johnnie Walker, MD "
Posted by: Clankie | December 27, 2012 at 07:13 PM
Not that it wouldn't taste, well, absolutely delicious, but...is there any meat in that picture of the cow innards?
Posted by: Steve | December 27, 2012 at 07:43 PM
As for the cows "preferring the hay with the beer": If you knew today was your last day on the planet, if you knew you were going to be on the menu tomorrow, wouldn't you want a good IPA too? (And possibly a roll in the hay, later?)
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 27, 2012 at 08:50 PM
Sounds like Cindy is keeping busy.
Good luck, Cindy! Don't die on us out there.
Posted by: Elon | December 27, 2012 at 10:25 PM
Elon, I was smart and took a flu shot thank goodness. True story. I once held a human heart in my hand while the doctor injected epinephrine into it to get it beathing again. I was doing what they call 'open heart massage'. The patient survived and I eventually was able to open my eyes again.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 28, 2012 at 09:18 AM
That is both cool and gross.
Posted by: Elon | December 28, 2012 at 12:16 PM
Cindy, that brings new meaning to "deep tissue massage ".
Posted by: markhh | December 29, 2012 at 07:44 AM