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December 28, 2012


A MAN urinated over flower beds in front of shocked shoppers, while making a noise like an elephant, a court heard.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)


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That's actually pretty impressive, I don't imagine many people can pull off a sound identifiable as elephant noise.

I know I shouldn't, shocked shoppers and all, but I can't help but laugh.

C'mon. You know we've all done it.

He had no experience and but a few years in the Senate voting " present ", but folks elected him anyway.

One count each of peein' on peonies and whizzin' on zinnias, and a double count of wettin' poinsettias.

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