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December 31, 2012


Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from presenting the Golf Update.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)


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I tried golf once. I got tired of standing around in the woods by myself so I quit. Plus my ex said many, many bad words while playing and did not respond well when I told him maybe it wasn't the golf ball or golf club's fault that he was playing so badly.

The crowd in the gallery always flinches when he goes for the wood.

That reminds me of the story of the businessman on his first trip to Japan. His host was eager to get on his good side, so he wined and dined him, and insisted that the visitor enjoy the company of his favorite geisha.

All went well, except the geisha would at times yell out, "Wakusha mata!" The American took this as a form of encouragement.

So, the next day his host takes the visitor to his favorite Japanese golf course. The host makes a long putt, and to show off his new prowess in Japanese, the American says, "Wakusha mata!"

His host scowls at him and says, "What do you mean, wrong hole?"

NC ~ I am shocked that he did not take the constructive criticism well.

My hubby swore while putting up Christmas tree lights.

I don't have a wide enough stance for golf....

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