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- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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Well, you must admit the guy has balls.
Next time he should add a little spray tan, however.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 28, 2012 at 08:39 AM
How many strokes did he take?
Posted by: Just Some Guy | December 28, 2012 at 09:03 AM
I would also like to thank Jeff Meyerson. He sent this to me too and it was the first thing I saw this morning.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 28, 2012 at 09:09 AM
Oh, no thanks necessary, cindy. I thought you could use a little eye opener, that's all.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 28, 2012 at 09:52 AM
fair-way dinkum?
Posted by: WVplantman | December 28, 2012 at 10:57 AM
I certainly did not want to know, and now excuse me while I bleach my (eye)balls.
Posted by: max | December 28, 2012 at 11:11 AM
That would be embarrassing, being photographed drinking a shorty beer like that.
Posted by: padraig | December 28, 2012 at 11:17 AM
Their feet are never naked, I notice.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | December 28, 2012 at 11:30 AM
Qualifying round for the Darwin Award.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | December 28, 2012 at 11:57 AM
"Stubbie" would refer to more than the drink, apparently.....
Posted by: Wolfsong | December 28, 2012 at 12:29 PM
Thought the day couldn't get any worse after I stepped in cat barf at the crack of dawn. How wrong I was.
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby | December 28, 2012 at 01:10 PM
I think I just threw up a little in my throat.
Posted by: ubetcha | December 28, 2012 at 02:18 PM
Another reason not to play golf.
Posted by: Clankie | December 28, 2012 at 03:38 PM
Where are all those Northern Territory gators and poisonous snakes and spiders when you need them?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 28, 2012 at 03:52 PM
A-hole in one.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 28, 2012 at 09:00 PM
UPDATE: he may face charges.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 29, 2012 at 07:49 AM