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December 05, 2012


Jailbreak thwarted when overweight prisoner gets stuck in wall during attempted escape


(Thanks to DaninTustin)


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hope you can stay outta the gene pool.

In order to enjoy this story even more, I just assume that, instead of freeing him, the prison just forced him to wait until he lost enough weight to squeeze out like when Winnie the Pooh got stuck in Rabbit's house.

Waiting for spring could expose the prison to liability.

"I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque."

there apears to be a (little) something peeking out there, right by the wall hole... i'm not sure, but looks like maybe his whole belly couldn't fit thru the wall, but that 'little guy' managed to escape....?

ummm, oouuuuch!??!?!

1. At 224 lbs (plus or minus seven), they're calling him overweight?

2. They give us his name and his weight, but they pixelate his face?

Speaking of idiots, what kind of idiot tries to escape from prison naked?

Must be kinda pear-shaped. Prison life'll do that to ya.

Flip the picture sideways and it looks like he's coming out of the ground, ala Raising Arizona.

Hey Warden,
Leave those cons alone,
All in all,
They're just another brick in the wall.

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