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November 28, 2012

UH-OH

A 24-year-old woman was arrested yesterday for attacking her boyfriend after he climaxed and she did not, a police report alleges.

Guess the state.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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Some women just have no sense of humor

Wow, talk about pressure!

I would definitely stay off her...lawn.

The Manatee County Sheriff’s Office details the alleged attack at the couple’s shared residence on a quiet Florida cul-de-sac

yep, she tried to 'cull da sac', dint she?

And she wasn't faking it?

Apparently, the two were engaged in intercourse.
As opposed to doing what? Playing Monopoly? I'll bet he always uses the little cannon.

Good one, cindy.

Maybe the "little cannon" was his problem, IYKWIM.

Hmmm. Either they were in matching pajamas or he was arrested, too.
Bad sex is an arrestable offense?
Oh my god, men, we're all wanted! Just not by our wives.

Hey...Hey...Hey. Let's keep the discussion professional. Dr. Phil will help this distressed couple.

an ante climactic crime

She should have purchased the extended warranty.

Your reputation has become international. The Brits in the comments were also playing "Guess the State",

Oh, the Huge Manatee!

I suspect he was head and shoulders above her. IYKWIMAITTYD.


They should have used an ironing board.

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