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November 28, 2012

THE BENEFIT OF A LONG WEEKEND

NYPD: No Murders, Shootings, Stabbings Reported On Monday

(Thanks to Lani)

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Certainly no Flathead County.

Death takes a holiday?

NYPD: No Murders, Shootings, Stabbings Reported On Monday

(Thanks to Lani)


wow, THANKS, Lani!!!!

They just didn't want to report them over the long weekend; they saved them up until Tuesday.

And of course, absolutely no mention is given to the hundreds of corpses lining the cold streets of New York, all being the latest victims of this year's Black Friday NerfBat Homicides.

... perpetrated by agents of the Ironing Board.

Clearly the ban on large sized sodas is having a beneficial effect.

I'm betting Cyber Monday had nothing to do with this.

Thus proving my long-held theory that almost all problems can be solved by turning off our phones.

Clankie,

Has the Big Gulp's reign of terror finally ended? 0_0

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