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Harry?
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | November 27, 2012 at 07:07 PM
Kieth Richards?
Posted by: Omniskeptic | November 27, 2012 at 07:10 PM
Sasquatch?
Posted by: ligirl | November 27, 2012 at 07:23 PM
"Camilla, what a lovely surprise."
Posted by: padraig | November 27, 2012 at 07:42 PM
She has such a cute and perplexing look on her face.
Posted by: Theresa | November 27, 2012 at 07:51 PM
One of the Queen's relatives can be seen in this picture. The royal is the one on the right, as the caption states.
Posted by: oneblankspace | November 27, 2012 at 09:16 PM
Cousin Itt?
Posted by: JAG | November 27, 2012 at 10:27 PM
Does that tank shoot 6mm BB's, and smoke? The DBGG (Dave Barry Gift Guide) goes international!
Posted by: PirateBoy | November 27, 2012 at 10:51 PM
Are polished boots SOP for snipers?
Posted by: Ralph | November 28, 2012 at 03:14 AM
Also, why does the Queen carry a purse -- she's got an entourage to schlep her stuff for her. What's in there -- her American Express card, and pennies for the peasants?
Posted by: Ralph | November 28, 2012 at 03:18 AM
"Your Majesty, may I use the royal hot tub?"
"No."
Posted by: Just Some Guy | November 28, 2012 at 07:26 AM
Ralph, this could be in your Christmas stocking
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby | November 28, 2012 at 07:38 AM
dang, i had the same thought about cuz Itt.
Posted by: queensbee | November 28, 2012 at 07:50 AM
"We have a pool, and a pond. The pond would be good for you"
Posted by: poker | November 28, 2012 at 08:23 AM
Eizabeth?
Posted by: Mike in Montana | November 28, 2012 at 08:36 AM
Wait! She can see him? I thought he was in camouflage!
Posted by: MikeyVA | November 28, 2012 at 08:45 AM
Everyone knows what Her Majesty carries in her purse...a Walther PPK.
Posted by: Emmett Flatus | November 28, 2012 at 11:19 AM
" It doesn't come in my size ? We are not amused. "
Posted by: Clankie | November 28, 2012 at 12:33 PM
Actually they're both wearing camoflage:
The sniper to the right would blend into almost any outdoor setting...and the sniper to the right would be almost completely unseen while standing directly outside of any participating NAPA auto parts stores.
Posted by: LarryLandPress | November 28, 2012 at 02:28 PM
Oops. I hate screwing up a joke.
Posted by: LarryLandPress | November 28, 2012 at 02:29 PM
I have to say, that is one of the worst ghillie suits I've ever seen. Send the MOD a Cabela's catalog, for Christ's sake.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | November 29, 2012 at 09:12 AM
I once saw a picture of the Queen firing a machine gun during one of her military visits. She ain't no wimp. She was an ambulance driver during the blitz.
Posted by: Ken_in_SC (@Ken_in_SC) | November 29, 2012 at 12:54 PM