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Do they all glow like that, or is that a still from a horror film?
Posted by: Omniskeptic | November 29, 2012 at 08:55 AM
Will the defense claim this case is a bust?
Posted by: PirateBoy | November 29, 2012 at 09:34 AM
It sort of sounds like, if they hadn't been just out there, he might have missed entirely.
And if I remember my teen years correctly, and I do not, the bra hook is darn near impenetrable. Why can't they make the rest like that?
Posted by: Steve | November 29, 2012 at 09:45 AM
I want to move to Canada, oh Canada, where the land is milk and honey, and the breast implants are constructed from military-grade Kevlar padding...
Posted by: LarryLandPress | November 29, 2012 at 10:32 AM
That thing reminds me of the eggs from "Jurassic Park".
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | November 29, 2012 at 10:48 AM
That's terrible but it's funny.
Posted by: Theresa | November 29, 2012 at 12:12 PM
They might have saved her; then again, could be what got her in trouble to begin with.
Posted by: mazar larry | November 29, 2012 at 12:23 PM
This is why you always wear your bullet-proof chest . . .
Posted by: Glen Tibaldeo | November 29, 2012 at 11:12 PM