WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
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October 27, 2012
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... um ... frum the foto ... I'd've prolly not been prone (or supine) to argue with her ... merely sayin' ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | October 27, 2012 at 10:09 AM
She bit his neck and his scrotum both before he could react? And she was wanted for "fare-jumping violations"?
Momma always told me to avoid fast women.
Posted by: Steve | October 27, 2012 at 10:16 AM
Jersey. Sure.
Posted by: ligirl | October 27, 2012 at 10:27 AM
Foreplay
Posted by: EyeGore | October 27, 2012 at 11:41 AM
Not something you'll ever see alluded to on a store rack Valentines card.
Posted by: Clankie | October 27, 2012 at 12:19 PM
It's hard to picture her as anyone's girlfriend. She has some sharp teeth.
Posted by: Theresa | October 27, 2012 at 01:12 PM
Jersey Shoreplay
Posted by: JJeff Meyerson | October 27, 2012 at 01:14 PM
Next time just make pancakes.
Posted by: Loudmouth | October 27, 2012 at 04:26 PM
"Awakened" seems like the wrong word. Maybe:
"Man ripped screaming from sleep when angry girlfriend bites his scrotum, cops say"
Posted by: Dave M | October 27, 2012 at 05:17 PM
Tea nagger gone bad.
Posted by: Wiredog | October 27, 2012 at 06:41 PM
Teabagger gone bad.
Bloody autocorrect.
Posted by: Wiredog | October 27, 2012 at 06:41 PM