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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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Oh my god! Oh my god!
I wanna go to South Florida. We're freezing our butts off on the farm right now.
We can get that nice lady to replace our butts if we have to.
Posted by: Steve | October 30, 2012 at 07:58 PM
Do you have to get a butt enhancement if you visit South Fla ? What if you get lost on that interchange, wander into Santa's Slum, eat greasy food and then get eaten by a python ? Now THAT would be a trip !
Posted by: LeDud | October 30, 2012 at 08:35 PM
What about that place where you drive around amid all of those African animals and the rhino tries to mate with your car ?
Posted by: Clankazoid | October 30, 2012 at 08:56 PM
Too funny Dave. Halloween Horrors funny.
Posted by: Theresa | October 30, 2012 at 09:33 PM
If I'd been in South Florida last weekend I wouldn't have been worried about the hurricane.
One thing: I've been to MIA. The Death Star is cleaner.
Posted by: wiredog | October 31, 2012 at 07:14 AM