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October 28, 2012

REALLY SMALL CONDOMS

To halt the growth, birth control is the best option. But no squirrel is willing to take a daily pill, and no IUD is small enough. So how do you put a squirrel on birth control?

(Thanks to Omniskeptic)

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What if the squirrels are Catholic?

Make the guy squirrels live with their moms. It's sure an effective means of birth control for humans.

see the article above abut buring its nuts.

If the wingnuts stopped interfering, they could get the Morning After Pill over the counter.

I suggest stew......

Several other options - a 22 works nicely, a 410 is even better, and it looks like a manhole cover might work.

The solution is right there under the picture. "boom in nuts"-problem solved.

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